EGG IDIOT, by EGG IDIOT

EGG IDIOT

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bunny I sometimes think that loving things like this is the reason I am alive. Thank you Egg Idiot for everything that you do.

yung_gabo Brilliant Album, can’t stop listening to it. Makes my day better when I hear the songs. Can only recommend Favorite track: WHERE ARE MY BUGS.

Thom van Liere hand out the cash, pissface Favorite track: WHERE ARE MY BUGS.

arielthefriend Brilliant music, brilliant performance, I love Egg Idiot with my soul

Danes World Wow! The wacky vocals alone are worth every penny, this has egg for days🥚! Favorite track: DISGUSTING MAN.

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1.	RAGE OF ROAD 01:19		buy track
2.	CHECK OUT MY NEW SONG 01:22	lyrics	buy track
dad!? dad? what is it? come on down here, check out my new song! oh yeah nice riff nice sound nice break! I always thought you just come here to pretend to do something for school, yeah, but instead you're really rockin' out makes me really proud that's really something! keep them riffs coming and maybe one day I can participate in your little project dad no, that's a bad idea! this is what I call underestimation I used to hate you but I was impatient how could have I never believed in you things will change now my little babyboo give your old man a nice warm hug dad it's just a song- please stop! what? I'm just proud of you man, don't know what's the problem with that. oh come on please stop, you're embarassing. oh, I'm embarassing you? come one, I'm your old man! you don't need to be embarassed. we're buddies! I just wanted to show you a song man hey.. what is this button here? oh dad! you just muted the drums. fuck it. get outta here!
3.	BARF LIFE 01:44	lyrics	buy track
I'm home alone only me won't open the door, won't pick up the phone I'll stay home for real don't want nobody around me, alright? though I'm throwing a party tonight didn't get my invitation? no? weird...well uhm my oasis is to see no faces I don't need anybody so now I'm blocking everyone online a simple shot to get them out of my life the phone is dead and the router is down should stop every asshole around seeing people at the park people chatting, having talks lovers, friends, pals yo what the fucking hell seeing people beeing lovely I poke my eyes out I can't watch it favours, gestures, compliments, hugs everyone watch out - I'm throwing up! my oasis is to see no faces I don't need anybody finger in my mouth, play the red ding-dong buckets with vomit, who wants some? I ain't gonna stop since I'm excellerating you're trynna get way? dude, long too late man! I'm a bottomless pit filled with vomit I'm a bottomless pit filled with vomit
4.	GETTING THINGS DONE 01:58	lyrics	buy track
sitting at the desk to get things done comb my hair, put the glasses on brushed teeth - clean fingernails hey up there - watch your grandson fail clicking on some advertisement hoping there's something behind it gotta find work fucking hell there's gotta be something ten minutes later - drenched in sweat a thing pops up and I click on it saying "call this number . call this number . call this number" and I call that number hey! this is mr. barborito speakin'. you're late for work so get your lazy ass over here. finally a new job call me mister money baby money money money money money finally I can get myself that new machine get gasoline can afford the dentist can pay off the rents pay in advance cash on demand invite all my boys and get all the toys I always wanted
5.	OLD MEN STYLE 00:53		buy track
6.	PITCH BLAC 01:17		buy track
7.	WHERE ARE MY BUGS 01:41	lyrics	buy track
excuse me! I said excuse me! what? you talking to me? who the fucking else I'm supposed to be talking to? wow man, take it easy you're asshole takes it easy wow wow slow down little man don't call me little! I'm a real dwarf! OH! I got a free wish? fucking moron! you can get a free fuck if you don't stop acting so stupid so, what do you want? what I want? I'll tell you what I want gimme all you've got from your pockets, from your wallet just hand out the cash fucking pissface so you're really ripping me off right now? yes Sir, shut up and hand it out don't you think this is a little over the edge? over the edge? over the edge? yeah just because I'm small? just because you're small but as a dwarf I have rights too I'm pretty sure you don't dude, don't make me freak out. there's only one way out I know and that's you handing out your money well I don't think so stop resisting, start opening your wallet let it rain piece by piece make me a happy man so please hand out the cash fucking pissface
8.	TO ALL MY FRIENDS 00:21	lyrics	buy track
beer in my hand wish it never ends next round's on me to all my friends
9.	WIFI WIZZARD 02:16	info	buy track
10.	SUICIDE RIDER 02:02		buy track
11.	JUST ANOTHER DAY OFF 01:19		buy track
12.	DISGUSTING MAN 01:23		buy track

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released May 16, 2021

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EGG IDIOT Leipzig, Germany

HERE IS THE VIDEO TO BARF LIFE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07AKPoxouk

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New Song New Video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDbU_thh9xU

next show: 19.5. Halle
21.5. Leipzig
22.5. Berlin
23.5. Brussels
24.5. Brighton
25.5. Liverpool
26.5. Manchester
27.5. London
29.5. London
31.5. Bristol
1.6. Leeds
2.6. Paris
3.6. Kilby Fest ... more

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