1. |
RAGE OF ROAD
01:19
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2. |
CHECK OUT MY NEW SONG
01:22
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dad!? dad?
what is it?
come on down here, check out my new song!
oh yeah
nice riff
nice sound
nice break!
I always thought you just come here to pretend to do something for school, yeah, but instead
you're really rockin' out
makes me really proud
that's really something!
keep them riffs coming
and maybe one day I can participate in your little project
dad no, that's a bad idea!
this is what I call underestimation
I used to hate you but I was impatient
how could have I never believed in you
things will change now my little babyboo
give your old man a nice warm hug
dad it's just a song- please stop!
what? I'm just proud of you man, don't know what's the problem with that.
oh come on please stop, you're embarassing.
oh, I'm embarassing you? come one, I'm your old man! you don't need to be embarassed. we're buddies!
I just wanted to show you a song man
hey.. what is this button here?
oh dad! you just muted the drums. fuck it. get outta here!
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3. |
BARF LIFE
01:44
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I'm home alone
only me
won't open the door, won't pick up the phone
I'll stay home for real
don't want nobody around me, alright?
though I'm throwing a party tonight
didn't get my invitation? no? weird...well uhm
my oasis is to see no faces
I don't need anybody
so now I'm blocking everyone online
a simple shot to get them out of my life
the phone is dead and the router is down
should stop every asshole around
seeing people at the park
people chatting, having talks
lovers, friends, pals
yo what the fucking hell
seeing people beeing lovely
I poke my eyes out I can't watch it
favours, gestures, compliments, hugs
everyone watch out - I'm throwing up!
my oasis is to see no faces
I don't need anybody
finger in my mouth, play the red ding-dong
buckets with vomit, who wants some?
I ain't gonna stop since I'm excellerating
you're trynna get way? dude, long too late man!
I'm a bottomless pit filled with vomit
I'm a bottomless pit filled with vomit
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4. |
GETTING THINGS DONE
01:58
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sitting at the desk to get things done
comb my hair, put the glasses on
brushed teeth - clean fingernails
hey up there - watch your grandson fail
clicking on some advertisement
hoping there's something behind it
gotta find work
fucking hell there's gotta be something
ten minutes later - drenched in sweat
a thing pops up and I click on it
saying "call this number . call this number . call this number" and I call that number
hey! this is mr. barborito speakin'. you're late for work so get your lazy ass over here.
finally a new job
call me mister money baby
money money money money money
finally I can get myself that new machine
get gasoline
can afford the dentist
can pay off the rents
pay in advance
cash on demand
invite all my boys
and get all the toys I always wanted
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5. |
OLD MEN STYLE
00:53
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6. |
PITCH BLAC
01:17
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7. |
WHERE ARE MY BUGS
01:41
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excuse me!
I said excuse me!
what? you talking to me?
who the fucking else I'm supposed to be talking to?
wow man, take it easy
you're asshole takes it easy
wow wow slow down little man
don't call me little! I'm a real dwarf!
OH! I got a free wish?
fucking moron! you can get a free fuck if you don't stop acting so stupid
so, what do you want?
what I want? I'll tell you what I want
gimme all you've got
from your pockets, from your wallet
just hand out the cash fucking pissface
so you're really ripping me off right now?
yes Sir, shut up and hand it out
don't you think this is a little over the edge?
over the edge? over the edge?
yeah
just because I'm small?
just because you're small
but as a dwarf I have rights too
I'm pretty sure you don't
dude, don't make me freak out. there's only one way out
I know
and that's you handing out your money
well I don't think so
stop resisting, start opening your wallet
let it rain
piece by piece
make me a happy man
so please
hand out the cash fucking pissface
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8. |
TO ALL MY FRIENDS
00:21
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beer in my hand
wish it never ends
next round's on me
to all my friends
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9. |
WIFI WIZZARD
02:16
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10. |
SUICIDE RIDER
02:02
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11. |
JUST ANOTHER DAY OFF
01:19
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12. |
DISGUSTING MAN
01:23
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EGG IDIOT Leipzig, Germany
NEXT SHOWS::::
30.4. Stuttgart - Neue Schachtel
1.5. Düdingen - Bad
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2.5. Geneva - L'Ecurie
3.5. Grenoble - secret something
4.5. Marseille - L'embobineuse
5.5. Rabastens
7.5. Lyon - Grrrrnd Zero
8.5. Paris - Supersonic
9.5. Rotterdam - Roodkapje
10.5. Tournai - Water Moulin
11.5. Berlin - Flennen Fest@Zukunft
12.5. Leipzig - Galerie KUB
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