1. |
Airfried one
01:30
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sweating like a dog so I should peel my skin off
deliverance when I jump out of the window
I can't feel the gap between flesh and air
it's like I'm chained to the elevator to hell
burning down to my spine
up in smoke what once was mine
and I can't tell if I'm feeling fine
everyone I've ever met
won't recognize me nevermore
shut down my brain and go to bet
that's right! at my funeral
oh yeah I think I'm really feeling it
I think I'm really overheating here
can someone get some ice please?
don't make me ask twice
the temperature is rising up my shitpit
throwing up lava as god is my witness
my eyes burst open spreading sizzling soup
while my brain sits boiling in my hot-head-whirlpool
I now know to tell
all my hair disappears in smell
neither my face don't do so well
my lips shrink to the most possible minimum
highlighting my crooked teeth
watch out! beauty on the run!
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2. |
Pills in my butt
00:57
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You know they're safe
deep up in there
can I have your finger
to shove them
Pills in my butt
In the middle of the night
there comes a cop
trying to find
Pills in my butt
no chance
he's got no chance
he can't see
what's inside me
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3. |
Feel like a dog
00:56
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scratchin' my nails on my own door
there's nobody else, so - what am I waiting for?
put the leash around my neck
tuck real tight so I won't forget
rule after rule I have learned
in obedience school
I feel like a dog so I'm just gonna walk myself
out on the street
trying to act nice
there's that man
double my size
cursed with bad temper
and blessed with fearlessness
catch myself screaming
into this guys face
Today I'm a dog so I'm just gonna walk myself
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4. |
Trunk
02:29
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Hello dear reader
still inside the trunk
all portions been eaten
and noone lets me out
and they keep telling
it's for my own good
walking down the street
thinking about my cat
a bullet flies by
shoots me through the head
a new hole in my face
the wind whisltes through
it's song "couldn't care less about you"
give me one second, one step, one breath
won't waste a wink until I hurt myself
and they keep telling
it's for my own good
just need to reach out to grab for my weener
end up with shockpads on my breast at the ER
electrecution is just the sugar in my coffee
overdosed with ambition
only the trunk can stop me
only the trunk can stop me
and they keep telling
it's for my own good
get outta bed of the hospital
running to the bus but then my nostrals
start firing blood so Imma drip and fall
causing the bus to crash in a fireball
it's just a little hot
it's just a little odd
everyone burns in pain
and I just eat the flames
I can't help it but I'm simply an unwreckable punk
okay let's do it
put me in the trunk
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5. |
Meltdown
02:18
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Something doesn't feel right
my brain doesn't sit tight
I'm somehow unscrewing my bulbs
having a party in my fusebox
This is just another meltdown
this is just another meltdown
just another meltdown
Smell of burning plastic
think I'm ready for the trashpit
this is just another meltdown
this ends me smoothly
just another meltdown
trash me cause you owe me
overcharged and nervous
the system calls for service
you've got to cross the streams
gonna be bad but works- you'll see!
I'm melting down like the burning marshmallowman
I'm melting down like the burning marshmallowman
I'm melting down like the burning marshmallowman
but who am I gonna call?
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6. |
Sons best
01:08
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8. |
6
01:16
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9. |
Guess who's calling
02:43
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1: Yeah Grandma - the fuck you want?
2: Hello Georgey, I was just thinking...
1: Please make it short. I hate your calls
2: Really nice to hear your voice!
1: Come on I told you not to call me again
2: what?
1: I told you not to fucking call me again. Cause everytime it's about nothing.
And now you tell me who gave you my number
2: Of course your mama.
1: Fucking hell this can't be true
2: I'm always really worried about you.
1: Yeah I know but I don't understand!
2: Just come back to your family again
1: That ain't no family! That's a wreck, a fucking wreck!
2: Oh don't say that!
1: Oh I say that! It's a goddamn fucking wreck!
2: And what about that girlfriend of yours?
1: And what about that cancer of yours?
I know you're all fake! I know you can't blame yourself for beeing a shitload
of age
You never let off steam. You never lived your dream. Give up your fucking
soul!
2: Now you're getting really personal.
1: Fuck yeah what do you mind? you'll be gone in a matter of time. Realize you've got
to go home. And now I'll hang up the phone!
2: Hello? Hellooow? Georgey... you still there? Hellooooo. Alright, I'll be calling you back soon!
Ahahahahaha!
You little piece of shit! Georgey? Georgeyyyyy? Watch your phone! I'll be calling you real, real
soon!
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10. |
Lost but blessed
01:35
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cracked my phone in funny weather
won't turn back on - could not be better
finally arrived at the
holiday with perfect setup
I am the biggest fan of disconnecting
completely distancing of everything
first the wind
then the rain
then the storm
and then the pain
slipped on mud
cracked my jar
lost my teeth
I lost them all
crawling on the floor
and I don't know anymore
why am I doing this to myself
I'm helpless and lost
just like life is supposed
to deal with scum like I
but it's okay
let me die
but hey okay that's alright
tonight's the night of the life
fuck this funny little trip
n let me die just like shit
in mud
toothless
broke
but blessed
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11. |
Calculated slices
01:02
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cut my finger
cut my nose
through the belly
head to toes
yeah I'm slicing myself up
you want a piece of me?
cutting you a slice for free
don't be afraid to ask
because it is all calculated
better hurry
selling good
piece by piece
to the neighbourhood
yeah, I'm slicin' it all up
you want a piece of me?
cutting you a slice for free
don't be afraid to ask
because it is all calculated
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12. |
Dad's shred
02:24
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your songs are so fucked up
worth calling the police
forever they would lock you up
to prevent your release
you betray love to harmony
couldn't tell what's a melody
I realize the sheer enormity
of your incapability
do you even know what music is?
I guess not but now listen to this
I take the mic and I just look at it
that's how I land another smasher hit
call me Dr. Shred
Mr. Smasher
uncle platin gold
oh would you stop it, Dad?
and all the dissappointment
you're doing to me
is the inspiration
for my big debut
I hate to tell but you're a waste of cells
every note you pick is a note that fails
get out of my life and off my back
need some quality time with my supertrack
I tried to raise you properly
turned out worse than I thought it'd be
and all the effort I had put in you
was a flaw you made me go through
look at my life
turn on the radio
they're playing it live
out of this studio
you gotta slice yourself a piece of it
or realize you suck as shit
don't hesitate
use the microwave
easy erase
for your harddrive
I want all your songs deleted
do not try me punk now beat it
take the rope
I'll do the knot
that's your code
for the charts
I said I'm proud
that one night
but deep in doubt
I lied
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13. |
Nose warriors
01:35
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awake for days
too late to get it off my face
should have said no
would have been in bed by now
my mouth won't stop
bullshit keeps coming up
again
again
again
nose warriors!
we're taking hits
the sun's taking ruonds
there's a little bit of flesh falling off your bones
oh thanks! barely noticed!
best friends?
sure - no problem!
nose warriors!
a life
a lie
alive
allied
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