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HELP !

by EGG IDIOT

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Something Orange primo shit right here Favorite track: Feel like a dog.
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bunny The songs – they're great. The video – that's great. Live show – that was great. Great. Great. Great. Favorite track: Guess who's calling.
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antonio-prola-productions received a touching tribute/custom egg artwork to our dearly departed queen inside my package, "god save queen idiot" ;) i give this album 10 out of 10 stars, and 5 out of 5 eggs on the egg rating for the drawing of the british policeman egg, and 10 out of 10 rating for the cassette itself which is a cool translucent purple and just so happens to contains the music i purchased which is very eggcellent :) all in all, 100 out of 100 stars Favorite track: Airfried one.
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1.
Airfried one 01:30
sweating like a dog so I should peel my skin off deliverance when I jump out of the window I can't feel the gap between flesh and air it's like I'm chained to the elevator to hell burning down to my spine up in smoke what once was mine and I can't tell if I'm feeling fine everyone I've ever met won't recognize me nevermore shut down my brain and go to bet that's right! at my funeral oh yeah I think I'm really feeling it I think I'm really overheating here can someone get some ice please? don't make me ask twice the temperature is rising up my shitpit throwing up lava as god is my witness my eyes burst open spreading sizzling soup while my brain sits boiling in my hot-head-whirlpool I now know to tell all my hair disappears in smell neither my face don't do so well my lips shrink to the most possible minimum highlighting my crooked teeth watch out! beauty on the run!
2.
You know they're safe deep up in there can I have your finger to shove them Pills in my butt In the middle of the night there comes a cop trying to find Pills in my butt no chance he's got no chance he can't see what's inside me
3.
scratchin' my nails on my own door there's nobody else, so - what am I waiting for? put the leash around my neck tuck real tight so I won't forget rule after rule I have learned in obedience school I feel like a dog so I'm just gonna walk myself out on the street trying to act nice there's that man double my size cursed with bad temper and blessed with fearlessness catch myself screaming into this guys face Today I'm a dog so I'm just gonna walk myself
4.
Trunk 02:29
Hello dear reader still inside the trunk all portions been eaten and noone lets me out and they keep telling it's for my own good walking down the street thinking about my cat a bullet flies by shoots me through the head a new hole in my face the wind whisltes through it's song "couldn't care less about you" give me one second, one step, one breath won't waste a wink until I hurt myself and they keep telling it's for my own good just need to reach out to grab for my weener end up with shockpads on my breast at the ER electrecution is just the sugar in my coffee overdosed with ambition only the trunk can stop me only the trunk can stop me and they keep telling it's for my own good get outta bed of the hospital running to the bus but then my nostrals start firing blood so Imma drip and fall causing the bus to crash in a fireball it's just a little hot it's just a little odd everyone burns in pain and I just eat the flames I can't help it but I'm simply an unwreckable punk okay let's do it put me in the trunk
5.
Meltdown 02:18
Something doesn't feel right my brain doesn't sit tight I'm somehow unscrewing my bulbs having a party in my fusebox This is just another meltdown this is just another meltdown just another meltdown Smell of burning plastic think I'm ready for the trashpit this is just another meltdown this ends me smoothly just another meltdown trash me cause you owe me overcharged and nervous the system calls for service you've got to cross the streams gonna be bad but works- you'll see! I'm melting down like the burning marshmallowman I'm melting down like the burning marshmallowman I'm melting down like the burning marshmallowman but who am I gonna call?
6.
Sons best 01:08
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6 01:16
9.
1: Yeah Grandma - the fuck you want? 2: Hello Georgey, I was just thinking... 1: Please make it short. I hate your calls 2: Really nice to hear your voice! 1: Come on I told you not to call me again 2: what? 1: I told you not to fucking call me again. Cause everytime it's about nothing. And now you tell me who gave you my number 2: Of course your mama. 1: Fucking hell this can't be true 2: I'm always really worried about you. 1: Yeah I know but I don't understand! 2: Just come back to your family again 1: That ain't no family! That's a wreck, a fucking wreck! 2: Oh don't say that! 1: Oh I say that! It's a goddamn fucking wreck! 2: And what about that girlfriend of yours? 1: And what about that cancer of yours? I know you're all fake! I know you can't blame yourself for beeing a shitload of age You never let off steam. You never lived your dream. Give up your fucking soul! 2: Now you're getting really personal. 1: Fuck yeah what do you mind? you'll be gone in a matter of time. Realize you've got to go home. And now I'll hang up the phone! 2: Hello? Hellooow? Georgey... you still there? Hellooooo. Alright, I'll be calling you back soon! Ahahahahaha! You little piece of shit! Georgey? Georgeyyyyy? Watch your phone! I'll be calling you real, real soon!
10.
cracked my phone in funny weather won't turn back on - could not be better finally arrived at the holiday with perfect setup I am the biggest fan of disconnecting completely distancing of everything first the wind then the rain then the storm and then the pain slipped on mud cracked my jar lost my teeth I lost them all crawling on the floor and I don't know anymore why am I doing this to myself I'm helpless and lost just like life is supposed to deal with scum like I but it's okay let me die but hey okay that's alright tonight's the night of the life fuck this funny little trip n let me die just like shit in mud toothless broke but blessed
11.
cut my finger cut my nose through the belly head to toes yeah I'm slicing myself up you want a piece of me? cutting you a slice for free don't be afraid to ask because it is all calculated better hurry selling good piece by piece to the neighbourhood yeah, I'm slicin' it all up you want a piece of me? cutting you a slice for free don't be afraid to ask because it is all calculated
12.
Dad's shred 02:24
your songs are so fucked up worth calling the police forever they would lock you up to prevent your release you betray love to harmony couldn't tell what's a melody I realize the sheer enormity of your incapability do you even know what music is? I guess not but now listen to this I take the mic and I just look at it that's how I land another smasher hit call me Dr. Shred Mr. Smasher uncle platin gold oh would you stop it, Dad? and all the dissappointment you're doing to me is the inspiration for my big debut I hate to tell but you're a waste of cells every note you pick is a note that fails get out of my life and off my back need some quality time with my supertrack I tried to raise you properly turned out worse than I thought it'd be and all the effort I had put in you was a flaw you made me go through look at my life turn on the radio they're playing it live out of this studio you gotta slice yourself a piece of it or realize you suck as shit don't hesitate use the microwave easy erase for your harddrive I want all your songs deleted do not try me punk now beat it take the rope I'll do the knot that's your code for the charts I said I'm proud that one night but deep in doubt I lied
13.
awake for days too late to get it off my face should have said no would have been in bed by now my mouth won't stop bullshit keeps coming up again again again nose warriors! we're taking hits the sun's taking ruonds there's a little bit of flesh falling off your bones oh thanks! barely noticed! best friends? sure - no problem! nose warriors! a life a lie alive allied

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Check the Animationvideo for FEEL LIKE A DOG! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDbU_thh9xU

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released October 3, 2022

Mix: ASSI LIEBACH
Master: GUY OFFENBACH aka sweet love duty

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EGG IDIOT Leipzig, Germany

HERE IS THE VIDEO TO BARF LIFE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07AKPoxouk

aaand the raytracksession with band: youtu.be/-S99gnA2qZk

New Song New Video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDbU_thh9xU


next show: 19.5. Halle
21.5. Leipzig
22.5. Berlin
23.5. Brussels
24.5. Brighton
25.5. Liverpool
26.5. Manchester
27.5. London
29.5. London
31.5. Bristol
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3.6. Kilby Fest
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